On the bench, after running a basketball game Me: Hey, congratulations on your new baby girl. Friend: Thanks man. Me: What's her name? Friend: Kaitlin Me: Shit, that's a really great name man. Friend...

Six people pull up to the bar, Filipino singers, local backers Turns out they're two couples and two others Women order juices, Coronas, the men Fruit plate Visual survey Whispered observations Dice...

95% of Spoken Word is bad. You ask the normal Joe-Schmoe who has seen a Spoken Word performance and usually, they'll politely put the topic to sleep, like putting a handkerchief cloth soaked in chloroform...

More often than not, I see a status update on Facebook that reads to the effect of: "I'm bored." "Life is so boring." "I'm bored, just want to die." As a matter of fact, bored people are boring...

I was talking to my friend, Cam, about Synchronicity, while we were driving home one night. His definition is, you know, I can't remember it and I actually feel that I would do his words injustice...